Thursday, November 22, 2007

Photo & Article By Eric Notti - Contributor

In a surprise move that has the United Nations up in arms, Tony Reagins the new General Manager of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, has launched a surprise attack against mainland China.

Shortly after the 11 pm announcement that the Angels have agreed to contract terms with center fielder Tori Hunter, Reagins launched a massive offensive against Communist controlled China.

Tony Reagins said after completing his first free agent signing on the job, why he chose to invade China. "We continue to explore opportunities to get better." Reagins explained, "If something presents itself that makes sense, we're going to go after it. The deal today gives us some flexibility and an opportunity to do some other things down the road."

Asked if that may lead to the trade for Miguel Cabrera or go after Osama Bin Ladin.

"I can't confirm or deny." Reagins said. "I don't think anyone is untouchable."

The Chinese army was caught completely by surprise as the generals where busy blogging about their days events. Before they could log off Beijing had fell to Reagins army.

"Tony is not done; he's going to keep pushing forward," Manager Mike Scioscia said, referring to new General Manager Tony Reagins' attempts to take China is less than 2 hours. "Obviously, there's a lot of focus on the offense, and now he has the tools to do the things we need to do." said Scoscia, making reference to Arte's willingness to fund Tony's pursuits.

Asked about his new role as an invader and conqueror, Reagins was very upbeat.

"It's really an honor and a privilege to play at this level and a lot of things have to go right." Reagins said as he ordered an assault deeper into the mainland, "You have to be in the right place at the right time and you have to perform at a high level. It's just not easy to do."

Regardless of the outcome, Reagins has certainly made a big splash in not only the baseball world but the global community as well. Although he has not acknowledged it, the Angels have easily won the battle for off season supremacy in the nation's second largest media market.

In related news, Ned Colletti invaded Korea Town in downtown Los Angeles this morning but his army was beaten back by two old ladies with brooms and the family pet poodle.

Tony Reagins
Angels General Manager
General of the First Expiditionary Forces in China
Love to hear what you think!


Cyrus Melchor said...

Hey man. Like when did this happen?
Bomb them at math...
hey, aren't they like commies?

Good stuff Blarg!

Listen to "A Fish Like This" Tribute song to Mike Trout's Greatness

AngelsWin Media

We Recommend

 photo 8fbce79f-4964-43ef-a13d-ff1832b5e9a4_zpsd3c2ece7.jpg
Click on the picture above to pick up a copy of Rob Goldman's latest on Angels' great, Nolan Ryan. A Must Read for every fan of the Angels! Website Store

 photo t_zps6af139fc.gif
Copyright © 2013 Los Angeles Angels Blog | is the unofficial website of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Our comments and views do not express the views of the major league club or anyone affiliate with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. blog content, articles and opinions are provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind.  We disclaim warranties, express or implied, including warranties for a particular purpose, accuracy, completeness, availability, security, compatibility and non-infringement.  Blog material, articles and other information furnished or supplied by you to become the ownership of for use at our discretion.  Your use of AngelsWin content is at your own discretion and risk. We do not warrant that any content here be error free that access thereto will be uninterrupted or errors will be corrected. We do not warrant or make any representations regarding  the use of any content made available through  You hereby waive any claim against us with respect thereto. may contain the opinions and views of other members and users. We cannot endorse, guarantee, or be responsible for the accuracy, efficacy or veracity of any content generated by our members and other users. The content of is intended for educational and entertainment purposes only. Such content is not intended to, and does not, constitute legal, professional, medical or healthcare advice or diagnosis, and may not be used for such purposes. Reliance on any information appearing on is strictly at your own risk. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition. You should not act or refrain from acting on the basis of any content included in, or accessible through, the without seeking the appropriate legal or other professional advice on the particular facts and circumstances at issue from a lawyer or professional licensed in the recipient's state, country or other appropriate licensing jurisdiction.