Author’s Note: If you missed the previous installments you can find Part I here, Part II here, Part III here, Part IV here, Part V here, Part VI here, Part VII here, Part VIII here, Part IX here, Part X here, and Part XI here.
If you have come here today to read about who will play center field for the Angels in 2017 I’ll save you the suspense: MIKE TROUT! (To be frank you should know this already by the way)
Also, rather than bore you with a 10,000 word essay on how freaking awesome our Hall of Fame center fielder is I’d like to borrow the words of Fred R. Barnard who once said, “A picture is worth ten thousand words.”
Mike’s First Career Hit
Trout’s First Career Home Run
Mike’s First Career Grand Slam Off Of Detroit’s Rick Porcello
Trout’s 2nd Career Grand Slam Off Of A Wicked Chris Sale Changeup
Mike’s 3rd Career Grand Slam Off Of The Rangers Spencer Patton
Trout’s 4th Career Grand Slam Off Of The Twins A.J. Achter
Perhaps You Prefer Mike Trout Taking Someone Else’s Grand Slam Away From Them?
Maybe You Like To Drive Home Safely To Get Away From Those Scumbag Red Sox Fans?
Perchance You Favor Walk Offs?
Remember When Mike Trout Played Left Field?
Mike Trout Setting the Mike Trout Standard Of Defense
Not Only Can Mike Glide, He Can Slide
Trout, King Of Center Field, Robs A Prince
Mike Can Even Steal A Home Run From Jesus